Classic Tommy Cooper

“A man walks into a greengrocer’s and says, I want five pounds of potatoes please. And the greengrocer says, we only sell kilos. So the man says, alright then, I’ll have five pounds of kilos.”

“He said ‘I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.’ I thought ‘That’s a turn-up for the books.”

“I went to Blackpool on holiday and knocked at the first boarding house that I came to. A women stuck her head out of an upstairs window and said ‘What do you want?’. ‘I’d like to stay here’ ‘Ok then. Stay there’.”

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Marilyn Manson, born Brian Warner, renowned shock rocker,and the poster child of a typical devil worshipper in the view of many Americans although this view is not widely held in the UK. Known for his ghoulish, cadaverous look, challenging behaviour and makeup and body piercing. Everyday is Halloween at a Marilyn Concert. He’s been on the music scene since 1996 and he and his sometimes macabre lyrics and outrageous stage behavior have caused controversy in the US, with extreme christian groups taking to chanting ‘they hope he dies’ outside his concerts…not a very charitable act in itself. His concerts have drawn protests in some cities and some cited his music influenced the two teen-age gunmen in the Columbine shooting. He is a creative and artistic individual with the ability to shock and entertain. Why does America view him with such disdain and elevate him to the status of all that is wrong and bad with a strong influence on American youth, because it’s easy to do so rather than tackle the more complex social issues and gun culture perhaps, when in the UK we view him as an entertaining individual who brings a bit of balance to the often mono tone, samey drab teen music scene?

Goth teens have been shown to often be highly intelligent and peace loving individuals in the main who show individualism and colour in their dress code- not so bad really:) Marilyn (now estranged from his long time love Deta Von Teese) is set to appear more as an actor in a few controversial films in 2007-2009, as well as showcase more of his actual Artwork and I feel will spend an increasing amount of time out of the US, but maintaining strong links and a home there.

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Oprah Winfrey (born January 29, 1954) is an American multiple-Emmy Award winning host of The Oprah Winfrey Show,the highest rated talk show in television history to date. She is also an influential book critic, an Academy Award-nominated actress, and a magazine publisher not to mention the mother of Tiger Woods, the talented golfer.

She has been ranked the richest African American of the 20th century the most philanthropic African American of all time,and the world’s only Black billionaire for three straight years. She is also one of the most influential women in the world. If Oprah endorsed your product- you could become a millionaire success overnight!

There is a lot of personal happiness for Oprah this year, but her life in the media will be fraught, as I see the possibility of several scam lawsuits and attempts in one way or another made by chancer’s to extort her from her money.

Oprah is set to ring in the changes in 2009 – I would not be at all surprised if she did not consider entering the political arena this year.

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Described as Chav royalty by many and never far from the headlines, the glam couple will dominate the papers yet again in 2007. David Beckhams D.O.B. 02-05-75. Position = Midfielder Right/Centre. role in football will radically change, and much will be made of Posh’s extremely low body weight. There lives are set to radically change in 2007, with David’s carer changing dramatically, and the whole family relocating and trying to reinvent themselves as much more than a mere ex pop star and footballer.

David is quite likely to get out of footballers a player) this year whilst he at the top of his game. I feel that he will still be strongly involved in the football world, but not as a player.

NB. DeAnas’ psychic prediction seem to have been a pretty accurate account for the Beckhams through 2007-2008.

2009 will unfortunately see Victoria yet again trying to salvage her singing career and again failing to cut it. It’s a shame that she didn’t stop at the height of her Spice Girls fame and turned her hand to her other interests such as fashion and cosmetics. If she had- she would have had much more luck in her attempt at a new carer.

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Background info: Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American socialite,vanity singer, actress and fashion model. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, and to the real estate fortune of her father, Richard Hilton. Hilton is a socialite in both Manhattan and Los Angeles and she has been described as a celebutante, a portmanteau of celebrity and debutante.

Paris adores grabbing the headlines and all the attention this affords her and is prepaired to grab the front page by any means neccesary.

I believe 2008-9 will be no different, I see the possibility of a lavish whacky wedding plus a surprise appearnce in a low budget but controvertial ‘reality TV’ show, and a cameo role in a Hollywood blockbuster where she will do what she does best, play a parody of herself.

She will show signs of an eating disorder in 2009, enough to signs to concern her family and also the press. She will become more and more extreme in her media stunts in an attempt to court the publicity that she craves through 2009.

An over the top house purchase will see Paris’s ‘crib’ getting the attention of the world wise media too in 2009.

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DeAna predicts for Johnny Depp in 2007…
Johnny Depp was born in Owensboro, Kentucky to John Christopher Depp Sr. and Betty Sue Palmer. He has one brother, Danny, and two sisters, Christie (who was formerly Johnny’s personal manager) and Debbie. The Depp family has mostly Irish, German and Cherokee ancestry. Sorry ladies… I see Mr Depp remaining happily married through 2007:  I feel Jonny Depp will not disappoint us this year as he will continue to take on outlandish film roles that are a little more peppermint than of recent years. I feel Mr Depp is very likely to take on a major role in a film musical that will buck the trend of 2007 and become a huge hit. Look forward to seeing Jonny in a prominent singing role with a twist.
2009 update:
NB. OK looks like I was a year out as Tim Burton’s, Sweeney Todd appeared on the screens in 2008 however, it would have been in the wings and filming would have started in 2008.

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After grabbing the headlines in 2006 (some would say for all the wrong reasons) the former Disney Star is set to present a more mature front this year (2007). The more mature Britney will emerge in the later part of 2007. She will rise phoenix like and show us she is far more talented and capable than we may think, this may not be in her former role of singer either: so watch out for a surprise new talent being showcased by the controversial Britney. (2008) She is also set to have a new more suitable love in her life too, finally portraying greater balance.

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A few words from DeAna:
” I was pleasantly surprised at how ‘normal’ the Duke of Edinburgh was. He was actually really friendly. He really made me laugh when he asked one of the young athletes “does being squashed in a kayak all those hours give you blisters on your bum?” The Duke was smaller than I initially judged him to be, his big personality and vibrant aura elevated his physical stance, easily making him the center of attention and giving the illusion of a far bigger physical presence. It was a nice event and meeting the Duke was a lively experience.”

About the Duke of Edinburgh
The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh (Philip Mountbatten, formerly Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark) (born 10 June 1921, Greece) is the husband of Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom. Originally a Greek subject and a Prince of Greece and Denmark, he renounced these titles and his allegiance to marry the Princess Elizabeth. Prince Philip is a member of the Danish Royal House of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg, from Northern Germany. Prior to his marriage, King George VI created him Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth and Baron Greenwich with the style of Royal Highness. In 1957, Philip was created a Prince of the United Kingdom by The Queen. In addition to his royal duties, the Duke of Edinburgh is also the patron of many organisations, including the Duke of Edinburgh Award, the World Wildlife Fund, and he is Chancellor of both the University of Cambridge and University of Edinburgh. In particular, he has devoted himself to raising public awareness of the relationship of humanity with the environment since visiting the Southern Antarctic Islands in 1956, and has published and spoken widely for half a century on this subject. See Wikiquote [1] for extracts from these speeches. The Prince continues to fulfil his public duties as a member of the Royal Family, and is an established public figure in the United Kingdom. He has gained something of a reputation for making “politically incorrect” and often controversial remarks, particularly when meeting the British public or on state visits to other countries

Royal Status
The Queen created the Duke of Edinburgh a Prince of the United Kingdom in 1957, to correct the error that Philip had been made a Duke and given the style of His Royal Highness, but not made a Prince. To make this change significant, she styled him in the announcement His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, adding the definite article before his princely title, a usage normally restricted to the children of monarchs. An Order-in-Council was also issued in 1960, which stated the surname of male-line descendants of the Duke and the Queen who are not Royal Highnesses or Prince or Princess was to be Mountbatten-Windsor. This was to address the Duke’s complaint that he was the only father in the country unable to pass his name to his children. In practice, however, the Queen and the Duke’s children have all used Mountbatten-Windsor as the surname they prefer for themselves and their male-line children. After her accession to the throne, the Queen also announced that the Duke was to have place, pre-eminence and precedence next to the Queen on all occasions and in all meetings, except where otherwise provided by Act of Parliament. This means the Duke is the first gentleman of the land, and takes precedence over his son, the Prince of Wales. The Queen has never granted the Duke the title of Prince Consort. This title was granted to Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha by his wife, Queen Victoria, and has not been used since. As of July 2006, the Duke is the oldest surviving great-great-grandchild of Queen Victoria and is 495th in the line of succession to the British Throne in his own right. Wiki Link

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