THE RAT
Kind hearted, warm and generous, with those you favour anyhow! You are one of the most intelligent, resourceful and tenacious creatures ever to walk the earth. And did I mention you can charm the birds from the trees?
You are loveable and willing to go the extra mile for those you love. You are quick-witted and normally posses a somewhat quirky sense of humour. You are the king when it comes to judging someone’s character; possessing the ability to see right through to the soul of your subject. You thrive on new challenges, places and faces.
Many Rats, despite a difficult start in life often rise to the top. You are a survivor and admirably cope with any problem life cares to dish out. A Rat is very good at taking care of its self. You are athletic and good at watching what you eat.
A contract killer, (he worked for Rent-a kill!) once told me that Rats, given the choice, will eat absolutely anything (including, themselves!) before they will eat white flour or sugar!
Female rats are terrible flirts and will happily practice tantalising and teasing any unsuspecting male, regardless of age or suitability!
A Rat’s natural guile will lead them to be very careful about the company they keep, as they are aware there are many predators out there, just waiting to pounce.
You feel you are always right, never mind the evidence suggests otherwise!
Rats make loyal, yet thoughtless friends. Time keeping is not a strong point of thiers.
You can be decidedly territorial over what you view as yours, be that people or property. You also, sometimes have difficulty distinguishing between the two.
Rats aren’t terribly good at handling the little details in life, such as remembering to pay the phone bill. Yet they are good providers.
Rats are often, very messy creatures.
CAREER-
· PSYCHIATRIST
· SALES REP. (They can sell ice to eskimos.)
· COUNCILLORS. (all types)
· ACTING.
· POLICE OR ANY OF THE FORCES
· POLITICS.
You wont last long in any job that is repetitive or mundane in any way!
Blends well with-
· DRAGON
· OTHER RATS
· MONKEYS.
Famous Rats
* JOAN COLLINS (Did I say flirt?)
* KATE MOSS
* ANTHONY HOPKINS
* JACK NICHOLSON
* GEORGE BUSH
* ANTONIO BANDERAS
SARAH MICHELLE GELLER
JANE FONDA.
